misturat

a girl who loves her fried chicken , loves to sing , who slaps herslef off the ground from runwalking on tables ;)

damn dont let misturat see your fried chicken

by fried chicken chicken November 20, 2013

Misture

A title used when talking to man who holds a particular official position, approved by the legend called Gabriel.

"Hello Misture, Gabriel is here, sorry I'm late Misture." - When entering an online conference.

by Big Man GreatSneezes May 11, 2021

Misturd

A suffix, derived from Mister, abbreviated Mr. & usually used for any person who is a piece of shit.

Misturd Roger, you need to get the fuck out of this building premises before I decide to shoot you

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

Misturd

1.) Noun - The missing log of fecal matter sworn to be residing within the anal cavity when going to the bathroom. Long periods of pushing and grunting seems to have no effect on the release of a misturd, and such actions seem to have some health problems such as ulcers, heart failure, and eventually death. A common synonym that can be used is a misfire.

Guy #1: Hey man, you were in there a long time, what happened?

Guy #2: Oh, i had a misturd.

Guy #1: That sucks man. I hate those.

Guy #2: Me too. Me too.

by Haans McFinklestein April 28, 2010

Misiura

1-n.-A non-testical bearing homosexual tranvestite that enjoys an ocational ass/tit fucking, with oral mixed in at random intervals at a medium pace.Or a person who engages in any activities with this type of person.
2-n.-Any pain caused from a homosexual to the ass area, may it be in the form of buttsex or a rhino
3-v.-To engage in gay buttsex
4-v.-A fond loving of homosexuals

1-Adam is a misiura, acting so homosexual.He did that tranvestite last night, and to the best of my knowledge, he enjoyed it.
2-That faggot misiuraed me in my ass last night.
3-I would never misiura any man, however, I think Adam would.
4-Adam misiuras those faggots over there, loves them so much.

by John Rambo:First Blood Part II January 16, 2009

misour

pronunciation- *miz-your*

A dog's nickname that you can use out of the ordinary just to call them something...

Your such a mean misour!

by GirlyGirly11 December 8, 2009

mismerized

Mesmerized to the point of misery. Variant spelling of miserized.

Patricia was mismerized when she learned the word miserized wasn't in the dictionary.

by Meehaul Whamilton July 29, 2010