mismarriage

A marriage that is terminated within a short amount of time after consummation, usually with an annulment.

Often a source of regret.

"Did you know that Anna had a mismarriage?"

"Really?"

"Yeah, it was to a self-proclaimed new country singer. It was terminated after the first trimester."

mismarriage by kidneyswap September 18, 2012

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Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.

Thanksgiving Miscarriage by Edzone November 28, 2011

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Miscarriage

When a woman loses her baby while she is pregnant, commanly do to small ovaries or a mishaped uterus, or some kind of health condition. This is a great deal of loss to most women around the world, and most suffer greatly. The excitement of having a child of your own, and watching them learn how to walk, talk, read, write, live, and grow... is gone. Poof, disappeared, and you have this constant growing fear that your never going to have children of your own, each and every single day. Because you don't want a miscarriage to ever happen again, because you know you'll just feel the same emptiness in your heart that you already felt the first time around.

Trevor: My wife had a miscarriage, and we lost our baby.
Shayla: I'm so sorry. I'm here for you.

Miscarriage by suffering.exe November 13, 2019