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Artificial chocolate milking

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.
Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.
by Coco Sean August 10, 2016
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milking studs

I dance nightly at the male male strip club called Milking Studs, and I swear you bought a dance from me.
by definition guy2610 March 11, 2017
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milking a dead rat

to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).
1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.
by buches October 9, 2012
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Bull Milking

1. The process of capturing semen from male cattle for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2. Sexual stimulation of a male by a partner's hand.
It takes a brave man to be part of a bull milking team.
by Woolburr December 2, 2007
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Milking the chamber

When toking from a bong, one must hold a lit lighter to the end of the chalice, put his mouth to the opening at the top of the bong and breath in to draw the smoke up and into the chamber. The process is referred to as 'milking the chamber.' Once the chamber has been milked appropriately, the toker takes his thump from the rush hole and breathes in HARD, sucking up a sweet blend of air and smoke which may give him a harsh headrush.
"Dude, you milked that chamber nicely, now take yo' thumb off the rush hole and BREATHE IT!!"
by Rep August 24, 2004
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forced milking

When you tie up a guy and jack him off repeatedly without stopping. After he cums a couple times, he'll become overly sensitive, and continuing to jack him is pretty intense overstimulation, so the body's natural reaction is to move away. That's why it's important to tie him down first.

Usually found in bdsm encounters.

"forced" distinguishes it from other things that are also called milking.
by d43 March 4, 2009
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milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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