Black Mirror

The reflection of an unlit computer screen after it is accidentally or unwillingly shutdown while you're in front of it, giving you a chance to rethink your life as you see your self.

My laptop screen turned off once in the middle of watching and I saw my own horrible jerk-off face in the black mirror.

I stopped and really thought about my life.... Then plugged my computer in and picked up where I left off.

by GreyPoupon102797 January 19, 2017

dirty miroslav

Dirty Miroslav is where a big booty bitch sits on ones face and then proceeds to suck his dick while miroslav dabs

Wow you’re such a dirty miroslav

by Swaglord69696969 January 20, 2019

Mirror slapper

A pimple so big that when you pop it, it spews out onto the mirror.

That giant pimple is gonna be a mirror slapper for sure.

by PESHI August 30, 2022

Miroculous

Synonym of drunk, pissed, rat-arsed.

"I must have been miroculous last night..I've got a hell of a hangover."

by Darren Frenrith October 16, 2008

merso

A person who is happy on the outside but sad and depressed on the inside

Person 1: you seem like a merso

Person2: I know

by It’s by anonymous May 28, 2020

mirror wank

pleasing yourself infront of the mirror (sexually) often for the benefit of yourself and sometimes others. people have the incentive to carry out a mirror wank because they find themself aesthetically pleasing. however it is advised not to do this infront of crazy mirrors as this could cause a false sense of confidence or a feeling of belittlement depending on the convexity of the mirror.

'hey bro, i just had an awesome mirror wank'
'gnarley'

by joshco95 November 11, 2013

mirio

The name of a precious man, who should be loved no matter what. Too good for this world.

That man over there is so kind, he really fits the Mirio category.

by MEME_BIGBOY September 25, 2018