minge

The minge is not the actual vagina, but the hair surrounding the area. On the labia majora and the pubic mound. Loose, shaggy hair that is not neatly trimmed, and may be a little fragranced with 'girl perfume'.

"My minge is so sweaty, and tufts of hair are coming out the side of my pants. Perhaps I should get a Brazillian."

by helen smellen July 31, 2004

Minge

Minge means car in the UK. People often call it a minge and won’t be referred as anything else.

i like your minge! What colour is your minge? When did you last wash your minge

by tomprattx January 25, 2022

Minge

A British slang term for Vagina

"Ooh, me minge is kicking out a right pong!!"

by The Dannii November 21, 2006

minging

certainly common in eastern Scotland, where the final g isn't pronounced (minginn) (and probably n.e. England) since at least the 1950's. Something unsavoury, or long past its best.

Only in the past 5 years has the rest of the UK cottoned on to this wonderful word

I didn't change my underpants for a week, and they are now minging

by peter mckellican June 17, 2006

ming

When something dope happens

Hey bro i won the lottery
No way bro, thats ming

by chr1stos October 19, 2020

Minge

The Female Vagina;
Originally From Old German and Pronounced Minger, with a hard G ; it has travelled through all the European Nations Via Migration of Populations through the ages.

" All men come out of a minge on the first day of their Life and then they (nearly all) spend the rest of their lives trying to get into one. "

by Cyril Squirrel April 7, 2007

minge

The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat

i was munching minge till my jaw ached

by Geordie February 7, 2004