Mineral

Colloquial term for a soft drink in rural Ireland

Would you like a mineral?

by Miley from Genroe October 16, 2008

The Miner

A sex move. Where you strap a small bulb to your dick (your "helmet") before you go to work deep in the mine. The warmth of the bulb gives your girl more pleasure that way.

Guy 1: You ever tried The Miner?
Guy 2: Yeah, my bird really screamed when I used that one.

by Lenwin July 19, 2012

Mineral

Any soft drink. Used by Indians from Durban, South Africa.

That ballie smaaks his mineral in a tumbler. His favorite mineral is Creme Soda that he buys from the tea room up the road and has in his possie.

by Exodesimal January 12, 2012

miner

1. a person who makes a living by working in a mine, digging up coal or whatever else lies beneath...usually several miles underground.
2. a type of school mascot

1. John worked as a miner in the mine...until it collapsed on him.
2. The Gillespie High School Miners are the best in the land!

by badassica April 18, 2006

Miner

The one who is owner of something.

Oscar: Look at this! This is mine already.
Kate: Really? Means you are its miner, man.

by Bogachenco December 16, 2011

minerals

Something you need more of.

(Or you won't be able to protect your base from a Zerg Rush.)

*frantically tries to build more Carriers*

Adivsor: You require more minerals!

Me: Fuck!

Advisor: Come on man, mine that shit!

by Zenhachirou August 23, 2004

minerals

The universal life energy. Can be gained and lost. Obtainable via burgers, beer, seawater, halibut, members of the opposite sex, members of the same sex, sunlight, pills, powders, plants, &etc.

Can be removed by illness, lack of breakfast, "the Captain", and over-work. Excessively low levels results in the condition "LOM": Lack Of Minerals. Results can be tragic.

"on The Ship, the Captain took all the minerals out of the water for the showers. I had to put a bucket over the side to get some seawater. ya gotta have minerals!"

"that boy's gettin' his minerals!"

"after eating that burger, I felt the minerals flowing through me"

by Uncle Carl October 16, 2009