Minefield

The act of pulling out and getting jizz all over the floor

"Dude, there's a wet spot here on the carpet." "Oh yea man, sorry I wasn't prepared and made a minefield."

by itsjustonfire October 5, 2011

mineier

it's a word that describes being more mine

girl:y ou're mine
guy: you're mine
girl: you're mineier

by some chicka names chicka April 22, 2021

miami minefield

After feeding your parter a copious amount of laxatives, you then proceed to pack the anal cavity with up to a half gram of cocaine. After which you engage in the act of analingus/rimming and while pressing upward on the lower abdomen you instruct your partner to blast as much ass vapor as possible. This running the risk of filling your nasal cavity with a large amount of cocaine, and or liquid human shit.

-Bruh, I took that chick home from the party last night and we took a stroll through the Miami minefield and I got blowed up.

-I took a broad home and after a moonlight stroll through the Miami Minefield, I ended up in the Panama Mud.

by Ann Alripper July 16, 2021

Minefield

Another name for either a front yard, back yard, city park, nature trail, or any other outdoor places littered with dog shit that the owners didn't pick up, minefields are especially dangerous when the dog shit is hard to spot immediately, or when it's dark out

Go clean up the dog's crap, it's a god damn minefield out there!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

minefield

A slut/a girl who sleeps around. Called a minefield because a lot of men have planted their flag there; this would give the appearance of a minefield. This term also implies there is a dangerous element; you never know when you might figuratively step on a mine and get an STD.

Don't sleep with Lisa bro, she's a minefield.

by MichaelToTheJ June 5, 2013

Muddy Minefield

The act of engaging in fellatio immediately following sodomy (commonly known as "ass to mouth"), but with the modification of the person performing the act having a mouthful of Pop Rocks. The sensation of popping candy on a penis is comparable to being sucked off by a minefield, hence the term.

"Dude, my dick feels terrible."
"What happened, think you might have caught something from that freaky broad last night?"
"No man, she gave me a Muddy Minefield."
"Dang. You should see a doctor."

by Biafraid February 25, 2010

mindies

A term used to describe a set of nice breast's on a female

Hey Tony check out the Mindies on that bird!

by Nicky Gino May 25, 2006