minefielding

To obtain drinks by means similar to theft. Generally refers to picking up half finished and unattended drinks from tables and the sides of bars. But also can mean the use of flirting to get drinks bought for you, as well as simple theft of drinks from persons too drunk/distracted to notice.
The name derives from the danger involved, as you could get a 'mine' (spiked drink)

Also known as minesweeping.

"You so shouldn't have minefielded last night, you were THIS close to being a rape statistic."

"Great minefielding last night! That fat girl was a total chump for buying you drinks!"

by phil47 December 14, 2008

Dog Shit Minefield

An area of land densely populated by dog turds. The clean land to dog shit ratio is so poor that every step has the potential to be olfactorily fatal.

I went for a walk in the park today, but it was a dog shit minefield so now I have to burn my shoes.

by Not So Bright Spark January 17, 2015

Minefield

The act of pulling out and getting jizz all over the floor

"Dude, there's a wet spot here on the carpet." "Oh yea man, sorry I wasn't prepared and made a minefield."

by itsjustonfire October 5, 2011

miami minefield

After feeding your parter a copious amount of laxatives, you then proceed to pack the anal cavity with up to a half gram of cocaine. After which you engage in the act of analingus/rimming and while pressing upward on the lower abdomen you instruct your partner to blast as much ass vapor as possible. This running the risk of filling your nasal cavity with a large amount of cocaine, and or liquid human shit.

-Bruh, I took that chick home from the party last night and we took a stroll through the Miami minefield and I got blowed up.

-I took a broad home and after a moonlight stroll through the Miami Minefield, I ended up in the Panama Mud.

by Ann Alripper July 16, 2021

Minefield

Another name for either a front yard, back yard, city park, nature trail, or any other outdoor places littered with dog shit that the owners didn't pick up, minefields are especially dangerous when the dog shit is hard to spot immediately, or when it's dark out

Go clean up the dog's crap, it's a god damn minefield out there!

by Metallicajunkie October 13, 2018

Mindfield

Your mind basically pictured as a field, when people enter the mindfield, you have the upper hand, basically whooping your opponent to shreds while you get to watch.

I walk through mindfields so watch your head rock

by Moofin of Alleria January 3, 2008

minefield

A slut/a girl who sleeps around. Called a minefield because a lot of men have planted their flag there; this would give the appearance of a minefield. This term also implies there is a dangerous element; you never know when you might figuratively step on a mine and get an STD.

Don't sleep with Lisa bro, she's a minefield.

by MichaelToTheJ June 5, 2013