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Your.Average.Midgardian

A very good Ginger person who runs a MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE fan account on Tik Tok. They are hopelessly in love with Oscar Isaac and will go out of there way to look after there friends.

They are also married to Alex (Honk)
Tallulah - "Have you seen Your.Average.Midgardians' newest Tik Tok?"

Daniel - "Yeah it was shit."
by Ronk.The.Great April 29, 2022
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Midgard

One of the three realms in Mythic Entertainment's Dark Age of Camelot. Midgard is made up of extremely overpowered classes. 3 out of 4 Midgard casters have a 'lifetap' ability, that makes them extremely effective in 1 vs 1 combat. They are often extremely reclusive in nature preferring to stay on their own continent instead of waging a war against the other two realms. A survey recently conducted suggest that 95% of all Midgard has never ventured past the North Sea, preferring instead to stay around the Bledmeer Bridge region. The other 5% has been reported to take advantage of the fact that Midgard has extremely overpowered classes and form very deadly l33t 8 man gank groups. Despite the fact that they're highly overpowered, the majority of people do no play Midgard. The land is very bleak and they have small huts that appear to be made of straw and sticks. Also the races are very ugly, infact the only one that looks cool is the Norseman.
Even though I'd like to play Midgard and whip everyones ass, I can't stand it because of all the ugly ass female trolls.
by screw hibernia July 2, 2005
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Midgardsormr

A server in the MMORPG Final Fantasy XI (FFXI). Good bunch, although we have many infamous characters.
Midgardsormr? Isn't that the most expensive server? /cry
by Ramariel January 11, 2005
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Midgarditis

A condition where a team experiences the inability to win games away from home, whilst they win enough games at home to sit mid-table.
The Dolphins were coming, but they experienced a serious case of Midgarditis, they just could not win away from home.
by xcxccx September 18, 2020
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Midgtard

The Midget Retard had sex with another midget retard who then had super power Midgtard Mythical Babies!
by MAGA KING August 9, 2022
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mudguard

Bald guy with shit for brains.

ie: shiny on top, shit underneath.
Guy1 "Did you hear what delivery date he agreed to during that phone call?"

Guy2 "We'll never meet the deadline, our boss is such a fucking mudguard."
by John Landers February 5, 2004
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Manguarding

The act of protecting your bro from a creep obsessive chick. Also known as (refer to) ultimate bro inverse cock block.
Anna wanted to fuck Tuck real bad but she is weird and not hot and just a little crazy so Tuck's bros began manguarding him from potential rape.
by Manguardian69 October 13, 2011
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