Mindfuck

Mindfuck: v. The act of completely amazing someone to the point of confusion and speechlessness

Mindfucker: n. Someone who destroys all sense of reality.

That InShane magic show completely mindfucked the audience!

He totally mindfucked the shit out of me! I want his cock!

by InShane Magic November 18, 2011

mindfuck

An image that totally fucks with your mind. When you see it, you will shit bricks.

Wow! That picture was a mindfuck!

by rainbowbelt January 5, 2008

Mindfucked

The state of being unable to comprehend a unnatural phenomena

whoa dude, you got me totally mindfucked.
that can't be possible. total mindfuck man!

by Tord-ivar jr December 9, 2008

mindfuck

A process of raping your intelligence; never accompanied by a pre-lubricant; doesn't leave you with an endorphine high and craving a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich or a cigarette. Rarely are dinner and drinks bought for you before or after the act; most often tried on an unsuspecting victim,penetration has less friction; the perpetrator will rarely call you the next day; A passive-agressive way to get their money shot, no happy ending for you.

I just read The New York Times and watched 2 hours of Fox news, now I don't know which hand to wipe with...what a mindfuck.

by terryzz February 16, 2009

mindfuck

A cinematic technique that uses misdirection to lead to an ending that is at first glance completely unexpected or contradictory, but is coherent and reasonable given hindsight and careful observation of the clues presented.

Classic examples include “Memento”, “The Usual Suspects”, "Fight Club", and “The Sixth Sense”.

That movie was such a mindfuck!

by aaaaa October 9, 2003

mindfuck

verb: to confuse or reshape your thought the way the "mindfucker" wants you to think. making you question, doubt, or acquire a new set of ideas based off what the perpetrator has told you.

if you think cell phones are for personal communication, a mindfucker can mindfuck you into thinking it's a chip so aliens can track you.

by GODZILLUH October 6, 2009

mindfuck

(n.) A mind-blowing, confusing situation; a perplexity, a paradox, or an enigma.

Ted: "It took me three years to talk about that."
Al: "Well, Ted, Vietnam was an absolute mindfuck."

Senior Detective: "This just doesn't make any sense? Who murders a goose?"
Junior Detective: "Yeah, this case is an absolute mindfuck."

"If you are enrolling your children at Weisenborn Middle, prepare them for an absolute mindfuck."

by Brother Benson April 21, 2010