Man I was in the bathroom milking the udder sorry for taking so long. I had been holding that one for awhile
by pantyteamaster April 15, 2009
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Milaine is typically a very beautiful girl with a kind heart. Has a hot body and gorgeous face. She is very selfless and trustworthy. Down to earth and always putting her friends and family first.
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Milton Waddams: "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,.. I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk... four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see... the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched... from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire..."
by Falkon January 5, 2006
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I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!
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Get the Milking the cow mug.This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.
‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’
by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023
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Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.
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