Misimprovement

A misunderstanding, usually of words or lyrics, that turn out to be better than what was originally expressed.

Are you singing a Deep Purple song?
Yes, I am "Slow-walking Walter, the fire engine guy"
Those aren't the words.
I totally misunderstood.
I think it's better now. What a misimprovement.

by badlearner May 11, 2020

Milsimer

A milsimer is someone who spends way to much on there equipment and take the sport of airsoft pretty seriously, normally when playing airsoft at your local field you will probably see a lot of these guys unless it is an indoor field, you will spot them pretty easily as they normally sport a helmet, plate carrier, holster for there elite force 1911 or Glock, and there Multicam, and how chunky they can be. Most of them are pretty open about how much they hate speedsofters because they “never call there hits” although you may find yourself needing to shoot these special kind of players a few extra times.

Hey look, that milsimer is not calling there hits.

by Fasterthanu February 15, 2021

misimput

When you try to do something but you accidentally do something else.

Misimput, Misimput. You calm down! You calm the frick down!

by Kevin wubble May 17, 2022

MilSims (FPS)

MilSims (FPS) are games specifically coded to be as accurate to modern military combat as possible. Great examples for this genre of video games are Squad, Arma III, the Insurgency Series, Escape From Tarkov, and many more. These are also the types of games to make you bored as hell, and entertained as hell. For a better example, you can walk 15 miles only to get shot by a 12 year old 56 miles away. Or you can be dodging bullets in a Afghani suburb. But most of the time you'll just be walking around doing senseless shit the entire round.

Jake: Have you seen John lately?

Jane: No, he hasn't even texted me at all this week. He said, "stfu bich im playing milsims (fps) btw stupid with the boys" then stopped talking to me.

by Hecking Degenerate November 20, 2020

Milsim

A type of player commonly found on the virtual kids game roblox, they primarily wear military uniforms either fictional or real world (but many tend to wear real world uniforms.) These uniforms are either formal or non formal.
They are sometimes found on games that involve firearms, like phantom forces, bad business, etc. They could also be found on other games of many different genres.

A recent game that contains milsims is the Church, a game filled with homophobes, racists, rednecks, white suprematists, etc.

Over there my friend, is a milsim in its virtual habitat.

by the roblox “historian” January 4, 2021

midsimp

A midsimp is someone who exhibits a moderate level of sycophantic or overly accommodating behavior towards someone they are attracted to, especially in a bid to gain their attention or favor. Unlike a full-on simp who might go to extreme lengths, a midsimp treads a middle path, often oscillating between playing it cool and showing bouts of eagerness. This term is often used in a light-hearted, teasing manner among friends.

LMary was a midsimp for Joseph after the Holy Spirit imbued her with baby Jesus while claiming to leave her virginity intact

by GreatWriter6969 November 28, 2023

Milsim Fiend

Taking the "R" from "Milsim Friend" for that one guy who takes military sims or tactical shooters way too seriously. Someone who's... A little too into it. Sometimes they would also bring up military stuff into topics that are nothing to do with the military.

Everyone: *talks about topic"

Milsim Fiend: "Did you guys know the M249's rate of fire was actually reduced in the late 2000s to improve barrel life in sustained firefights?"

Person A: "…milsim fiend just deployed mid-waifu debate."
Person B: "We're talking about topic and he's talking about suppressive fire."

by CrossFLangley April 15, 2025