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by millimeter peter January 6, 2021
Get the millimeter peter mug.Millimeter Peter, also known as your local drug dealer, is defined as the smallest pecker known to man. You can find one of these if you look around the corners of your city! You can usually find one by homeless shelters or in some random woman's mothers house!
"Never thought that he'd have a millimeter Peter!"
"I was so disappointed when his pants came down and in all his glory, a millimeter peter stared back at me."
"I was so disappointed when his pants came down and in all his glory, a millimeter peter stared back at me."
by thebrddd November 21, 2023
Get the Millimeter Peter mug.Dude, Jimmy, your new friend Steven is pretty short. He's like only one millimeter tall, and he keeps biting my peter. Oh ya, don't worry about him, he's just a millimeter peter eater.
by Daniel M. Baker March 23, 2008
Get the Millimeter peter eater mug.Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.
by Michellers February 23, 2009
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Get the milimeter peter mug.by jeffgay August 4, 2007
Get the Millimeter Peters mug.look at that millimeterpeter if you needed to give that guy a blowjob you would need a magnifying glass and a straw
by the_wizard May 30, 2006
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