A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.
My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.
Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.
Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.
by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018
Get the Milkmaid Expressmug. by amzwarrior288 December 14, 2012
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Get the submarine milkmaidmug. A woman with very large breasts.
by Fried Hard April 14, 2025
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Get the meowing milkmaidmug. The act of sneaking into the mothers nursing room at your place of employment to enjoy a “private milking” using the breast pumps.
I was feeling a little fruity at work one morning so I hooked my genitals up to the breast pumps and milked myself dry. The experience of The Morningtown Milkmaid includes the use of 4 suction cups. One on each gonad, one on the snorkel and one delicately attached to the sphincter. This is not to be confused with the “Jersey Jerk” which only utilises one pump.
by Lord Barrington Smythe the 1st November 17, 2025
Get the The Morningtown Milkmaidmug.