Milkmaid Express

A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.

My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.

Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.

by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018

Swiss Milkmaid

When two guys are sucking on a lady's nipples while jacking themselves off.

So these freshmen guys were giving me a swiss milkmaid last weekend!

by amzwarrior288 December 14, 2012

milkmaids delight

the same thing as a tite fuck type in tite fucking for the real defintion

" milkmaids delight brings joy to millions"

by colonel crackers August 22, 2006

submarine milkmaid

to rip a bong load hold it in and take a shot of whiskey then suck on a titty.

i was gone for the night after doing a submarine milkmaid with my girl.

by jazzyj March 31, 2010

meowing milkmaid

a neko cat maid or smth im guessing caine freaky like that

caine: hey my meowing milkmaids!
jax: dont ever call us that again.

by dritona October 13, 2024

MILKMAID

A woman with very large breasts.

Wow look at the huge boobs on sara. She could feed a nation as a milkmaid

by Fried Hard April 14, 2025

the cow's milkmaid

(adj.) logically cannot be explained; good beyond imagination

"The cow's milkmaid! I just collected on Boardwalk!"

by boltor the destroyer February 1, 2006