Milking the cow

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.

I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!

by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023

milk the cow

Having a guy ejaculate.

Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.

If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.

by sim simma December 3, 2004

Milk The Cow

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.

Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.

by ma6netic April 8, 2009

Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2019

Milking the cow

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.

Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.

by JJCCMMT November 11, 2014

milking a cow

Grabbing and groping a guy's tits named todd

Todd tried milking a cow

by dill doos 12345678910 June 1, 2016

Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.

At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”

by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020