Milfet

The hot AF mom that lives in the Smurf Village.

Can be used as a pick up line on a Milf.

You are a sexy , gorgeous milf. If you where a smurf you'd be milfet.

by quinchy July 6, 2017

milfette

the product of a milf, or a milf-to-be

any hott chick you that isnt an adult yet but definately has the potential to become a milf later on would most certainly be a "milfette"

by kenny callinan March 29, 2008

milfenthustiast

A fine specimen, and glorious speciman. A VICTORIOUS SPECIMAIM

“ milfenthustiast is so fine did you see their new tiktok?”
“Yes! So so funny I would make them my starfish.”

by ARGFRICKINGHUMANDNOOL April 3, 2021

milfather

Mother I'd Like to Father

Son: Mom, I want to be just like you: a parent.

Mom: Awesome, son!
Son: Can I be your daddy?

Mom: ...
Mom: Never call me that again, son. Oh, and you're grounded.
Son: Fine. Have it your way. I'll just call you milfather then.
Mom: ...milf-what now??

Padme: Luke, I am your milfather.

The Milfather, starring Al Pacino.
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

by 21 Pearls Before Swine May 16, 2021