Mile

The best name for the best guy.

Girls: Mile is the best!

by Mile Kitic November 22, 2021

Mile of Dick

1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520

There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.

Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!

Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.

Tom: Speak for yourself!

by NobeeCares January 9, 2023

mile high shit

Taking a shit in a cramped airplane bathroom while in flight. A pun on "mile high club".

Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!

by LonePooper February 3, 2018

mile high road head

when a vehicle operator receives oral sex while in control of an aircraft.

I heard a rumor that mile high road head was the only way Lindbergh survived that Atlantic crossing.

by topgunmav October 20, 2010

mile high club

having sex in an in-flight airplane, technically while at least a mile above the ground

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

mile high

When you fuck in an airplane at least a mile in the sky.

Billy: yo Joe when did you jump on that ass last?
Joe: boy we did a mile high like in those movies. There was even another girl too.

by Don't trust my defs April 16, 2016

Mile High Club

Where people attempt to have sex in the lavatory of an airplane whilst mid-flight

A flight attendant saw Stacy and Craig doing a Mile High Club

by TheDeadInside May 3, 2023