MITF

abbreviation commonly mentioned to describe someone who outwardly appears normal but when engaged in any kind of conversation is quite clearly 'Mental In The Face'

dude to stranger: hey what time is is it bro?
stranger: no idea dude, but you can have you some mincy gravy from the durty tray if you like?
dude to stranger: you are completely MITF!!!

by reggieman August 2, 2012

Miltf

'Mother's I'd like to Fuck' a variation of the 'Yummie Mummy' & 'Sexy Mother Figure' archetypes . Frequently seen pushing prams in public parks on the weekend. Physically radiant & clearly fertile, obviously more attached to the child than a nanny. Probably gagging for it.

1: Mmmmm, nice piece of miltf.
2: Where?, Oh yeah. I love summer.

by Abe Dew March 3, 2005

Mitfu

verb, to make up and fabricate data in order to resolve projects. Make it the fuck up!

We couldn't get all the surveys in on time, so we had to mitfu.

by PerfectRose June 20, 2013

migfa

When you're trying to say nigga but your iPhone changes it to migfa.

What's up my migfa?

by 13andgeek February 16, 2015

miltf

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

see above

by *wanks cock* April 2, 2003

miltf

(milltff) noun. abbreviation for 'mother I'd like to fuck'

Tom: Whoa dude! Check out that woman over there!
Tim: She's totally fine and all...but I think that those are her children.
Tom: So? Then she's a miltf for sure!
Tim: Want me to babysit?

by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005

migtg

The acronym for: Movie I gotta to google (migtg)

some crazy new horror movie promo comes on during the commericals about some movie so terrifing and scary or mindboggingly twisted that they show audience's reactions, flashing lights and its so complex that it must have some name that only your ancient english teacher or that brainy kid from chem must know. you soon after feel inclined to go to google to see what the hell the movie title means before/after seeing it...

Girl#1: Ohmigosh! Did you see that preview for that new horror movie ? That sounds like such a creeper movie from the previews,babe..

Guy: What do you mean?

Girl#1: You know, In-side-us

Guy: No hun, I think you mean Insideous..

Girl: Oh really? Btw what does that mean..?

Guy: uhhhhh.... sounds like a migtg

by MiracleMockingJae July 9, 2011