mistextualization

The sadly predictable yet inevitable misunderstanding that always occurs when I text cute girl.
Also derivatives including but not limited to: Facebook posts, Facebook IM, MySpace, aol im, gchat, etc.

After I sent her a response, mistextualization came into play and now she thinks that I am gay.

by nala75 March 18, 2010

Mistextlation

When you send or receive a text & the intended message is distorted & taken out of context.

When she read her boyfriends text she responded inappropriately due to her mistextlation of his original message.

by Imay B Published August 11, 2019

midtentional

Not intentional. And not unintentional.

Defendant: I did not intentionally shoot that man

Judge: so you’re saying shooting him 56 times, reloading the revolver multiple times, was unintentional?
Defendant: well, i see how you can see that must have required intent with the multiple pauses to reload. But it wasn’t unintentional. It was, midtentional!
Judge to bailing: lock this loony up in the asylum!

by jlccoin October 27, 2021

Mindtext

When you text someone back in your mind, but not in reality, because despite the fact you formulated a response in your mind, you subsequently got distracted by something else and forget to the respond.

Sorry Brian, I mindtexted you earlier but then forgot to text you back in reality.

by KM and KM May 22, 2024