The vast exspanse of land that covers the interior of the southern portion of the state of California. (e.g. Inland empire). Greatly resembles middle America: All the same defects but always over 100 degrees. Inhabitants sport such trashy brands as PBR and Tapout. Cowboy hats are prevalent, as is obesity and some twisted form of christianity.
On my way back to L.A. from my trip to mammoth, I was dying for some inn n out ad so I reluctantly stopped in Lancaster, even though it is the capital of Middlefornia.
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A clueless dumbass. Be it your neighbors kid, your nerdy boss, or even your wifes dog that just doesn't want to, or maybe is not capable of learning the word NO.
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I brought witnesses, documents, and even a psychologist’s recommendation, but the judge ruled in ten minutes. I didn’t lose the case… I got Mingledorff'd
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