microgivashit

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.

What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

MicroVirgin

A female who has a small anal and vagina. This is very rare in men

Your average MicroVirgin is more lesbian than a regular lesbian

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Microviral

Going viral in less then 24 hours, then having the media removed from the website by more woke people

Yo, my video of the shotgun challenge went microviral. It would have went viral but Jimmy's confederate flag boxers were oppressing to white antifa rioters.

by Ultracaffeine July 12, 2019

MicroMilliMoment

Around 6 minutes. Discovered by famous scientist him bo

"Give me one micromillimoment please i have to run an errand"

by Lim Fao February 8, 2022

microgivashit

Infinatessimally small unit of measurement.

"you can express the extent of my concern in microgivashits."

by j e walker April 27, 2003

Thanks Mirrorgirl

A speaker is deemed to be 'Mirrorgirl' when they miss a subtle joke and then either go on to make a less subtle version of the joke themselves (imaginging themselves to be creating original material), or otherwise set out to explain the joke without realising it is meant to be funny. The correct response to such behaviour is 'Thanks Mirrorgirl'.

When used online, commonly abbreviated to 'TMG'.

Mr A: It seems to me that it's only once people have got a regular job and a stable home life that they start thinking about Maslow.

Ms B: Isn't that the point of Maslow? You can't start properly building family/esteem/etc till all the basic needs are taken care of.

Mr A: Thanks Mirrorgirl.

by Eliot von Smith November 2, 2011

Microviral

A post on a social media site that has been shared and reposted amongst a group of friends, it's the first stage of a viral post.

That video has gone microviral, it won't be long before the whole world sees it.

by DJBiscuit August 21, 2013