micrognomoperianaltrichotillomania

See generaly Arse Hair Demon, Klingon Arse-Pinch:

1. A medical affliction involving an infestation of microscopic gnomes with the tendency to pull one's arse-hair at will;

2. A person who is constantly nervous and jumpy is said to suffer from this malady.

N.B. A sufferer of this condition would be micro...trichotillomanic, and the chronic syndrome is micro...trichotillitis.

A longer, alternate form of this word is actually one of the lengthiest words in the English language. Sadly, it cannot be published in the UD because its length is over 40 characters, but here it is, broken-down:
From the Latin: gnomo (having to to with gnomes), ultra-microscopic (very small), perianal (surrounding the anal area), trichotillitis (condition involving hair-pulling)

Alternate form- gnomo...trichotillomania, which refers to particularly bad cases, where the gnomes are under a psychological compulsion to pull as often as possible.

The complete, obsolete, historical form of the word would be:
gnomoultramicroscopic perianal trichotillomania (spelled without the spaces).

What's with George? He jumped when I tapped him on the shoulder. It's like he has a bad case of micrognomoperianaltrichotillomania!

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006

Minorgasm

That tingly feeling from either

- singing along
- dancing along

- or both

to songs by Kylie Minogue either live or recorded.

This is a play on the surname Minogue and the word orgasm.
This term is used when doing the 2 fore mentioned actions above and getting a wave of gay pop goodness that frees you from life for a period of time.

The effects will be teary eyes, vibrating muscles, constant urge to smile and the feeling to do it all over again.

Dude 1: Are you going to see her live on tour?
Dude 2: Yeah! I can't wait to get a Minorgasm there

by FeelingMighty February 18, 2011

microtastic

Much less than fantastic, in fact a disappointment.

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

microorgasms

When doing biology but horny or when the body females a little bit horny

I was doing homework on microorganisms but decided to search up microorgasms

by DicatationFTW May 15, 2016

Metrogasm

(noun) an euphoric experience related to public transportation; achieving a quick and successful commute

I only had a 2 minute wait for the orange line and 4 minute wait for the red line at 10:00pm on a weekday. I totally had a metrogasm.

by Anonymous Girl in the City March 31, 2009

microcosm

A miniature copy of something, especially one which represents a larger whole.

Yo' dick is a microcosm of a peanut.

by D-Vo January 20, 2006

microcosm

A small, representative system having analogies to a larger system in constitution, configuration, or development

A boarding school is a microcosm in comparison to the real world. Although it may have the same characteristics, it is just a smaller version of it and not the real thing. See macrocosm and wobblotocrosm

by Alisha July 8, 2004