Microshit Idiot Exploder

The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.

The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.

by grizmaster April 12, 2011

microshit

What microsoft should be called because it makes such SHIT products like Winblows X-Pee.

XP=Shit with glitter
IE 6=Shit with glitter
MSN messenger 6=Shit with glitter
Any microshit product=Shit with glitter

by microshit July 18, 2003

microfibrophia

The fear of or anything relating to microfiber clothes, such as the feel, look, or style.

Friend 1: Dude what happened? You look rather distraught!

Friend 2: I thought that towel was regular cloth. I picked it up, and it was made of MICROFIBER!

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear that. I didn't know you had microfibrophia.

by juan_with_an_umlaut September 29, 2009

Microshaft

The product brand Bill Gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his penis.

Duuuude, Bill Gates has a Microshaft in his pants!

by ASN(ail) July 6, 2009

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

Microshock

An immature cunt that ruins online events.

Dude, stop being such a Microshock.

by Fuckman35 January 2, 2010

micropiss

Most of the beer brewed by microbreweries in the UK. These "brewers" take advantage of tax breaks to brew crap beer and undercut those who brew good beer. They also take advantage of the fact that many drinkers in the UK are more interested in drinking beers with funny names than in drinking beer which tastes good.

I had to meet someone in "The Harp" last night. All they had on were seven different varieties of micropiss, so we soon decamped to a proper pub.

by CAMRA man January 12, 2014