Micol

A gorgeous woman. Brilliant, charming, sweet, beautiful, fun. Lucky the man who can win her heart!

Wow what a Micol!

Does Micol means Nicole?
Does Sarah means Julia??

by abodrock November 28, 2011

Mitch McConnell

The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.

Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.

by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019

Micronites

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.

The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.

by Rosskopf December 20, 2013

McConaughey

To think out loud while obviously stoned

Joe loves to McConaughey in his new Buick, must be because he's tripping balls all the time

by preppyaf February 17, 2015

McConnellism

Placing party over country, even if it means jeopardizing the integrity of American elections -- while lining the pockets of the wealthy and corporations and enabling a lawless president.

Mitch McConnell was sentenced to 20 years in prison after being found guilty of McConnellism

by dogeared August 3, 2019

Miss McConnell

Pet name for the Republican Leader in the U.S. Senate, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.

"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.

Comment on Wonkette: "Mitch cries every time a good staffer pulls out."

Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.

by Paul Revere rides again July 15, 2011

Micronesian Mahi Mahi

a short but fat micronesian chick and her pussy smells like dead dog and her flaps is like my earlobes.

i just ate out a micronesian mahi mahi.

by bigstinksharkysharkdevin January 29, 2019