Methodist girls school

MGS be like: “we give you WAs once a week so you have lEsS sTreSS”
Also MGS: “Oh yes and you have three weighted presentations and six projects due this week”

And wearing anything other than school socks gives you one demerit point even if the socks are white and practically exactly the same as the school socks.

Also they obvi don’t like lgbtq so-

“Oh Methodist girls school, that’s the school that forces their students to wear a blouse over their pinafore which takes a billion years to iron all for the sake of ‘tradition’”

by I’m honest tho September 25, 2021

Fairfield Methodist Secondary School

✅ LGBT Friendly (everyone’s hearts are gay and bright 🏳️ 🌈❤️)

✅ Loves Jesus very much (worship him everyday! 😍🙏🏻)

❌ Budget neighbourhood school

❌ XMMs & YPs

❌Many pick me girls and cringe boys

❌Toilets with piss all over the floor

❌PE equipments at least 10 years old

Mary : Hey Yumeko! Which school did you go to before Hyakkaou Private Academy ?

Yumeko : Fairfield Methodist Secondary School

Mary : That school is ass.

by eren jeager is my sussy baka August 26, 2021

Metrocity

An outfit or article of clothing that is so Metrosexual that is is deemed a Metrocity. A metrosexual atrocity.

Eleanor: " Did you see Ryan try to pull off that scarf??"

Colin: "Oof, what a metrocity!"

by Linnn Linnn October 28, 2009

methodist wine

grape juice. originates from the fact that methodist churches use grape juice in place of wine.

pass me some methodist wine

by hurcha94 November 21, 2011

metrotextual

A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.

I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.

by Vers Brown April 1, 2009

crystal methodist

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

by jed bob June 27, 2007

Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur

A low budget school in Sentul in Malaysia. Supposed to be an elite school but our overall grades are horrible unless you're Einstein. Our average marks for internal exams (especially for Math and Add Math) is usually a fail. Got aircon in every class but are all broken. Most clubs have no popularity and fun unless you're in Leo or Interact. Scam. Forces you to go to Boys or Girls' Brigade, which is absolutely boring. There are good teachers (extremely rare) but the bad ones are horrendous if you get them (a 99.9% chance you'll get them). People are nice here but don't expect to find handsome or pretty people. Just don't. Everyone including the teachers look oddly horrendous. Canteen has pretty bad food except the packaged food that they bought from outside. Prefects are funny and charge you for every small offence you make. Very old building also.

Person: Wow, you're in Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur?
Me: Ya
Person: Wow you must be studying all the time!
Me: Yeah no

by Dinodaurs March 22, 2022