Crystal Methican

A derogatory term, describing someone whom is strung out on the street amphetamine, Crystal Meth.

"Hey guys, there was a Crystal Methican, asking for money at the corner store. Just a warning!"

by numpy October 17, 2013

Methican Americans

The politlically correct name for the group of people better known as tweakers

Bobby over there is one of the well known Methican Americans he tweaks 24/7

by jus_smh August 21, 2017

Methius Maximus

The Leader of the methheads. The Boss of all bosses. The king King of Meth. Watch out for METHIUS MAXIMUS!!

Guy 1: Damn that guys crazy! is that jamal?
Guy 2: No that's the leader of the methheads man! METHIUS MAXIMUS!

by everydayimhustling69 July 15, 2011

Methican

A meth head of mexican descent.

That methican stole my bike.

by Immakook October 22, 2015

Methicated

Someone who's self-medicates with methamphetamines how this

My brother is methicated he takes methamphetamines for his broken wrist

by Dannyboy273186 August 6, 2021

Methicant

A methicant is of Mexican American origins. Although, he lives mainly around Caucasians and was born and raised in America he has such a thick Mexican accent you could confuse him with a Mexican that just arrived to America from a van. A methicant wants everybody to know and witness his thug life and thug mentality. Yet, lives with his homie at his homies' moms house on the block. The methicant never has his own whip yet is always driving a borrowed one, usually from a white girl with a meth problem. The methicant never has actual money. He prefers to use the tried and true old school bartering system. The methicant's only wear for trade is horribly stomped on Crystal methamphetamine, better known as, "nope dope." He calls all the women he encounters, "mija", although really it only means girl because he is of Mexican descent it steals puddle sluts hearts worldwide. The methicant is widely known for either serving bunk ass amphetamine, or serving nothing but taking money nonetheless. He is below average in height but makes up for it with a big bark. Although the methicant is virtually harmless, don't leave your checks, credit/debit cards, anything a pawn shop would take, collectible coins, or your girl in his reach. It's the way of the methicant to take them all as his own.

I can't believe you let that little methicant run with your money!!!

by Beautiful chaos September 21, 2016

Crystal methican

1) a Mexican hooked on crystal meth
2) the proper pronunciation of crystal Mexican by a Mexican hooked on crystal meth, as Meth rots the teeth and causes words to sound out different than a non Methhead speaker

My neighbor in my old town was a crystal Methican.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016