metabolism

The rate at which food is digested.

I have a fast metabolism, so I don't get fat when I eat 16 kajillion tons of food everyday.

metabolism by SykoSniper June 14, 2004

metaboliscious

Any hot chick who eats & drinks anything she wants yet maintains a very attractive figure...

"I don't know how she does it, but Laura eats like a pig and drinks like a fish yet she still has that smoking hot body - she's really metaboliscious..."

metaboliscious by psyCohn December 17, 2009

Metabojism

The metabolic ability of a female (or raging tail gunner) to process nature's yoghurt i.e. a teaspoon of sperm cider

Beatrice: 'Jessica, darling you look absolutely divine- you must tell me your diet secret'
Jessica: 'Well Beatrice, I guess I was just thankfully born with a stupendous metabojism as I manage to stay wafer-thin despite smoking more Poles than Hitler did in all of Word War II'

Metabojism by Anonymous submissions July 23, 2018

metabolism

A word that fat people do not understand. They use it as a scape goat for their fat asses instead of admitting to their own laziness.

"It's hard for me to lose weight. I have a slow metabolism."

metabolism by Koondogg Saints July 13, 2004

slow metabolism 

when everything u eat gains u weight

“why are you so chunky?”

“because i have a slow metabolism”

slow metabolism by miss-chunky July 19, 2021

Metalorism 

The relative ability to consume alcohol and process it effectively. A high metalorism means one possesses the ability to consume large quantities of alcohol at a time and not suffer certain disabilities: e.g., drunkeness, hangovers.

"Red's metalorism is incredibly high-- he just did six shots and is still standing!"

Metalorism by Michael Kleiner October 15, 2006

metabolism surprise 

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

metabolism surprise by Fitbot July 7, 2008