Metatation

The unintentional act of being distracted while attempting to meditate due to the realization that you are, are not, or should be meditating. Also refers to excessive self-awareness and self-consciousness pertaining either to one's mind or body, occurring during or interfering with successful meditation practices. Common in persons meditating for the first or second time, or who don't believe in or agree with the premise of meditation. Sometimes accompanied by or triggered by embarrassment about the fact that they are meditating.

Ex 1: Whenever I finally started to relax and lose myself in the meditation exercises, I would think, "Ok, it's working now!" This metatation always caused me to lose my hard-won focus.
Ex 2: A couple times I almost started to fall into the rhythm of the Yoga class, at which point I would ask myself, "What am I even doing at a stupid Yoga class?", the metatation jolting me back into my crowded, disorganized thinking pattern and daily worries.

by Harlequin Princess May 24, 2009

metatation

The act of extracting a metaprinciple from a paradox, conundrum or contradiction.

A biologist looks at a rabbit and an elephant. Are they the same? The contradiction is obvious, one is small and weak, the other large and strong. However, they share a metaprinciple, they are both mammals. This epiphany arrived through metatation.

by Wonton2 October 21, 2011

Megalations 3:12

"Suck it then look in his eyes
Then the next day I might leave 'em on read"

When he hit you up after the link, remember your look back at Megalations 3:12.

by Rooftophopscotch April 18, 2021

buttery meltation fetish

the fetish in which someone applies solid butter between there ass cheeks holding them together until it melts then rubbing the liquidified butter on themselves

'have you ever met someone with a buttery meltation fetish?'

by randomdefiner123 January 20, 2015

meltation

The abilty that any given substance or object has to melt; Melting capacity and capability.

My frosty has slow meltation because of this styrofoam it's in.

"Eh dah sun speedin' up di meltation ah my ice cream."

by Lanique G. February 5, 2007

methalationship

Two individuals who love meth and metharound with each other. NOT REAL LOVE. We see you looking sick together.

If you are truly addicted to meth, you will never love your partner more than it.

They are in a methalationship because they both love meth.

by StephC77 September 16, 2018

meatitation

A sense of calm that comes from being transported to your umami place.

He practiced the art of meatitation daily with regular bites of a bacon cheeseburger.

by xxltaco December 8, 2021