Merv 

A rat ass nigga, a typical snitch ..tells his dad everything. Has a fucked up hairline. Scared to fight . Name typically starts with a T as in Tyler

“That bitch Tyler is a merv ass nigga fuck em”

Merv by Kasher2 May 6, 2019

merv 

a sick papi that degrades little boys including he's 20yr old son. He enjoys the chase on evenings and occasionally watches hentai with with relatives

damn watch out robert mervs gunna get yah!!!

merv by anonymous October 7, 2020

Merv 

A merv is when you are banging a girl from behind and when you cum you pull out a dead rat from under the pillow and slap her with it and yell " you rat bastard!"

I found a dead rat on the road so I took it home and his it under the pillow. Later I was banging my girl merv style and as I blew my load I pulled out the rat and slapped her in the back of the head and yelled " you rat bastard!"

Merv by Stink dick March 17, 2021

Merv 

Swervin Mervin six feet tall. Gonna get gonna fall. Got a while in his head, but he is not dead. So fast so quick gonna kick your dick. A god in the paint, will make you faint. Used to sexually harass but now he is trashed

Get Merved b****

Merv by Lordmerv November 20, 2021

merv drop 

The divine sexual act of spreading ones bumhole followed by dropping your ballsack into their asshole.

“Hey did you see who jasper left with last night ? He totally went home and merv dropped her, they could be dating.”

merv drop by Merv drop January 22, 2021

Merv'ed Out 

To leave, ditch, flake, or otherwise not join a friend or group of friends at a social event or time of need.

I called my friend to hang out at the bar, but he made a lame excuse not to go. He totally merv'ed out on me.

Merv'ed Out by BabyinJS June 8, 2009

Merv the Perv 

A guy from Port Coquitlam who enjoys the site of pre-pubescent girls a little too much. Known to stroke himself outside of elementary schools in the greater Vancouver area. Children in the area have given him the nickname "Merv the Perv" since he looks much more like a Merv than his real name of Corey ("the Perv" part of the nickname is self-explanatory).

Little girl 1: Isn't that Merv the Perv over there sitting in his car with his hand in his pants staring at us?

Little girl 2: Oh no! Tell Mr. Johnson to call the police. I think Corey is up to his old tricks again!

Little girl 1: This is PoCo...the police don't care.

Merv the Perv by pocowhitepower February 4, 2013