merting

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

by jsidzz January 8, 2011

Mert

Mert is one of most chill yet caring people you will ever meet. He has a heart that loves unconditionally, but he must be careful because some may take advantage of his love. He has a young soul, always wanting to have fun. Mert's tend to love going out. It can be to a bar or club, but what they truly enjoy doing is staying out with their one special person

(whoever it may be). Mert is also a common Turkish name.

Mert is soooo chilll.
Do you agree? yes or no.

by killingmesoftlywituwords January 6, 2022

Mert

he’s the most caring person ever, i love everything about him, his eyes, his smile, his voice, his style, everything i wish him the best in his life (me ofc). i love you

i love you mert

by u don’t know my name November 24, 2021

Mert

He is a relly cool boi,he will love you at heart.Plays really good baseball and he usually ends up with Ayse.

If he makes some random jokes it must be mert!

If he is dating with Ayse or Lal he is lucky boi-believe me!!!!!

Wow.. I want a boyfriend like mert

by Wowthisisamazing June 26, 2019

Mert

A guy who goes great with girls named Aria, Eva and Amanda

“Amanda and Mert would make such a cute couple!”

by Female genius September 22, 2019

Mert

A short, muscular and courageous Turkish guy. They're mostly introverted, usually tend to do offensive jokes and may be into beastiality depending on their past experiences as shepherds. Merts' usually hang out in their homes' drinking protein juice and playing video-games or just live in sheds close to their herds. A Mert most likely has friends that are muscular like him, and will try to show his superiority to skinny infidels.

Dude 1: Damn, look at them muscles man! He must be a Mert!
Dude 2: He must have lived in the mountains for those massive boomers!
Goat 1: When will you come back home, my dear?

by mehmetipek June 4, 2018

Mert

Hes a king in the bed no one is better than him but besides that hes a loving caring nice guy and is the best boyfriend alive hes good at fotboll hes lastname usally starts with T and he loves pokemon

wow thats was nice hes name is mert

wow he was nice hes a mert

by ching ding December 11, 2019