Meranda

A female, usually with excessive tattoos and a substance abuse problem. She will do anything to get her fix, including lying to and stealing from friends and family. A Meranda is an unusual case because she is intelligent but really messed up.

I can't believe my sister just stole $55.00 dollars out of my wallet and claims that I "must have lost it somewhere."

What a Meranda!!!

by DigThis November 5, 2011

Nicolas Marulanda

A guy who is weird and practices happy tapioca with excite. he has matias which is an anger management friend and eats tide pods

hey what is this pudding? Oh Nicolas Marulanda stop this is rape i will call the cops

by yeetecus January 25, 2018

meranda dodson

Meranda is a fun, loving, loyal person. She makes the best lover and friend. She has the biggest heart even when people screw her over she stills forgives them even when they don't deserve it. She might seem like one of those girls that you can walk all over but when she has had enough she explodes. When she loves someone she loves them with her whole heart. Sometimes she will be hard to please but at the end of the day she will always your heart

Meranda dodson is the best person ever.

by Drake D December 24, 2013

merlinda

she's an angel, she' so shy and introverted and someone call her weird but inside she is one of the most beautiful person in this world. take care of merlinda, she deserves better

why she doesn't speak?
she's a merlinda

by claie November 22, 2021

merlande

Merlande is a very friendly person who is super pretty and ready to face any problems the world throws at her. Very independent. Hides her true feeling because she is scared of rejection.

Merlande is independent

by Lande2005 November 22, 2021

Merlynda

A female variation of the mythical "Merlin" or "Merlyn" from King Arthur's court of Camelot. Normally characterized by being very spiritual, empathetic, and nurturing. Easily drawn to people in need, she will give all of her energy to helping others but at the expense of herself. Her biggest challenge is in balancing her energies. Jovial, light hearted, and extremely open, people sometimes misunderstand her for being too frivolous until they take the time to get to know her. The luckiest of people will be a friend for life once they get to know her.

I wish she was more like Merlynda.

by Koho12 February 3, 2010

Merranda

largely loose vagina with a tuna type odor

smelly feet and armpits

unbearably ugly with a dinosaur nose and mountain sized teeth

Irish name for anus

dickshlagger, large puss, wang, tang, shlong, fucktart, boner biting asshole with loose lips.

stalker, obsessed with taken men

homewrecker

suehappy

likes to ride more than horses,

-sausage jockey of the world.

Favorite quote is "Insessed is the best, put your brother to the test" :)

Hidden penis/hermaphrodite.

Merranda fucks black men with unnormally large sausage shlangs

often gets the sausage hangover

drunk off the shlong

by Poonjockey July 28, 2010