Mermleblock

Noun

1. Random thoughts or phrases collected throughout the day, extracted from literature, conversations, media and other activities to be stored in the subconscious until recognized or summoned into conscious thought.

2. Fragments of long-term memory that determine what happens in a dream.

(Mərm'l-blô'k)

Because Niki's Mermleblock included snowboards, math tests, and cookies, she dreamed of writing a math test with a snowboard-shaped cookie.

by Mermle November 17, 2010

mertender

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.

That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.

by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017

mertesucker

Footballer Per Mertesacker gets called like this when playing so bad.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did u see that Arsenal-Chelsea match yesterday?
Guy2: Yes, and Mertesucker sucked again.

by 151bar151 March 24, 2016

Merment

Slang for moment.

"ooo, not doing very well at the merment"

by Jammo March 14, 2004

Caden mertes

A bad guy from a movie about a girl who gets beat by her step father and he enjoys being loud and smuggling drugs across the United States border he is a king in every sense of the word

hey look caden mertes is over there smoking a bumble

by The 325 legend April 28, 2021

Timothy Mertens

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks

Timothy mertens loves fortnite!

by Bigbootymaster January 7, 2022

Mertenize

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.

"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!

by .DotK March 6, 2008