merkel

Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.

While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.

by thewordster September 8, 2008

merkeled

To be sexually abused by a foreigner.

My friend from germany got merkeled on new years eve.

by mellupabbi April 26, 2016

Merken

A mock piece of pubic hair used by prostitutes in the 1930's and 1940's who would shave their vagina's to reduce the risk of crabs.( AKA: A wig for pussy )

i trounced her dillypot so hard her merken fell off

by Atomson Austinson July 8, 2011

Merkeled

When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis

When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege

by BUILDTHEWALL April 30, 2016

Merkellism

The religion based on worshiping Angela Merkel.

Sara: Have you heard about Merkellism?
Todd: Yes, they worship Merkel.

by Merkellite February 2, 2019

Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019

Merkent

A word used to describe someone who is terrible at an online game, yet plays it like 24/7.

Exodus: Oh man, you see that PBO leader guy?
Meteorax: Yea, the kid sucks dick. Fucking Merkent.

by zeroonefour October 23, 2009