Merge

To merge is an act of strange movement when an object or creature will mysteriously move in a sidewways fashion in a direction. This action is usually seen in a split second as the merging object usually kills or attacks the watching creature.

Watching creature: Wtf that voodoo just merged ten lanes and though my car then it exploded?!?!

Voodoo: MMMMMMMMM MERGING VOODOO!!!!!

by £llis April 17, 2009

Merge

Two or more people smoking marijuana inside a moving vehicle.

Lets merge on the way home.

by Otto November 11, 2006

Merg

A shortened and derogatory word for mergina, analogous to vag.

Joe: I went down to the sea last weekend and got some sweet merg.
Tom: Mmm, I love me some tuna.

by Niles Ward November 5, 2006

Merge

to move over
to go somewhere

lets merge that way!

merge over there

can we merge to the movies tonight?

by Jo November 29, 2003

merged

transcedentally high!, super fucked-up, supremely altered on one or more substances!

dude, i saw joe floating around on a magic carpet, i'm gonna tell you here and now, he was merged!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

merging

When two or more men accidentally find themselves sexually in bed together.

When Caleb was drunk he found himself merging into Roberts bed.

by Welvinthegreat November 16, 2015

Merg

The act of eating out a dead chick and then pushing down on her stomach so that all of her fluids start flowing out.

Jack was going down on his dead neighbor when I dropped a bowling ball on her stomach. He almost drowned in that mess, what a memorable first merg.

by Jordy31 October 23, 2008