Ass merging

When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho

Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“

Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...

by ElPapo131 March 13, 2020

megalongschlong

user megalongschlong on tiktok is the most amazing mutual ever

"Hey do you know megalongschlong?"
"Oh yeah they're the best mutual ever"

by a_dyslexic_wh0r3 June 23, 2021

Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019

megalongschlong

Tik toker whose main content is making anime characters bald

Have you followed to megalongschlong on tik tok yet?

by Itz_Daigo June 23, 2021

Mealing on Hoes

To get one's fill off the loving of promiscuous females. Synonymous with "Snatching pelt."

Was as the frat castle last night, had 30 girls in my room looking to give it away; damn the potential was huge to be mealing on hoes.

by KW19 September 7, 2009

megalongschlong

megalongschlong is the best mf mutual and tiktoker 😫😫😫 loves Ed Sheeran 😏 their goal in life is to make everyone bald 🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞👹 spares nobody.. has a thing for barney ☝🏼☝🏼😔 definitely has a piss kink.. and is secretly working with mr clean, they're the real #alpha 😱😏👹👩 🦲🥺🥰😍😈😈👹😍👹😍👹😍👩 🦲🥰👹🥰👩 🦲😈🥺😍🥺🤞👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍👹😍👩 🦲🤞👩 🦲😍🥺

have you seen megalongschlong?
no why?
I think they want my hair..😦

by mwiop June 24, 2021

Megalongschlong

Known on tik tok for balding anime characters and recognized by their tendou pfp

Fun fact: they have the biggest schlong on tik tok😎

Megalongschlong is a great content creator

by thelegendarybeccc June 24, 2021