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Merning

The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.

Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.
Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"
by TexanJoe July 10, 2010
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Peyton Manning's Forehead

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead
by Swaggy J October 20, 2014
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Meningococcal

the disease that your teacher threatens you with when you want to share a waterbottle in class.
student: *shares water bottle*
teacher: *scottish accent* meningococcal
by jake. lol April 15, 2021
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The meaning of life

The meaning of life is a subjective question perhaps. The answer may vary from person to person to aardvark to flower.
How you live your life as a sentient being is perhaps more relevant than what purpose does life itself serve.

There are few guarantees in life and to assume that any answer to any question is correct is arrogant folly.
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” – Socrates

However everyone is entitled to an opinion. Here is mine…
The meaning of life is.... life

Life is the most amazing thing; it is something that we take for granted because we do not know any better.

If we could understand just how surreal the whole concept of life is - we would surely implode or just fade away into insanity.

Hold your hand up in front of your face, wiggle your fingers - do you understand how beautiful, bizarre and amazing the whole concept is?

Take a walk outside look at anything, listen to everything, touch something, smell the soil, taste the air - these are not things you should be able to do - you should not exist.

Life is not something that should exist; it does not make sense, it cannot be explained rationally.

Life is enjoyed in the simplicity, the natural beauty of nature and emotion

Life is hard, life is oh so painful.

But... life is beautiful; without life there is no love.

Without love there is nothing.

Therefore the meaning of life is life, because without life there is no love

Love is all - cant you feel it?

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by sandy28 January 11, 2010
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kool-aid manning

verb meaning to bust through a wall, door, or otherwise hard structure and suprise someone or a group of people and say, "OH, YEAH!"
"i was at this girl's apartment last night, and instead of knocking, i totally kool-aid manned the door. the bitch almost fell out of her chair."
by d beez August 24, 2005
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the meaning of life

I ask people what the meaning of life is, and they just look at me funny.
by lord_nightrose September 16, 2004
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purpose of meaning

Phrase used in Dexters Laboratory.
Purpose of meaning is not known to any human except Dee Dee. She explained it to Einstein and that has driven Dexter mad.
Dexter: what is the purpose of meaning?
Dee Dee (while writing complex equations) : easy, easy, easy, easy!!!
by oyak May 10, 2009
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