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Mendoza Wrangler

An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.
Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!

Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her

Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence
by Sneed d'Elaine November 3, 2020
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daniel mendoza

Drug kingpin in upstate New York. Known to the locals as "Taco Bueno". He operates out of Gabis Cafe, and is constantly moving to avoid the DEA and Immigration.
The Mendozian Cartel
"I just bought a shit ton of cocaine from Daniel Mendoza!"
by bobsatonme November 4, 2013
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Vicky Mendoza Diagonal

The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.
Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.
by Le Esquire May 28, 2009
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Mendoza Line

The point at which a woman's craziness outweighs her level of beauty.

For a woman to be considered "below the Mendoza Line," she must be sufficiently crazy that it doesn't matter how beautiful she is; you would still not sleep with her.

Based on the baseball term of the same name, referring to the point at which a player's poor batting average cannot be justified despite his defensive abilities.
George- "Dude, Suzy's all over you tonight. Why are you ignoring her?"

Brett- "Trust me man, she's way below the Mendoza Line. Her last boyfriend had to change his social security number."

George- "...mind if I go for it?"
by Paul83 April 4, 2011
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mendoza line

a baseball term for batting around or below .200.
mediocrity.
phrase was coined by George Brett after a player named Mendoza who, uh, sucked
A-Rod and Jeter are hovering around the mendoza line one month into the season.
by Lindlof May 28, 2004
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carmen marie mendoza

The most breathtakingly beautiful person, whom once you see, you automatically feel that connection. That person whom you know to spend your entire life with. Most likely to injure u 😋. Absolutely the most caring person that you'll ever meet. Someone that you'll be lucky to wait your whole life for and even afterwards happily wait at the Golden Gates for. Someone who will take care of you and always look out for your best interests! Will love and fall In love that she'll make it impossible for you not to feel the same! She'll be your one true love and your Soul mate. For all eternity! I love you Carmen
I've fallen in love with you Carmen Marie Mendoza and I can't live without you'
by Prince Charming37 January 11, 2014
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Mendoza Method

The king of Phone sex and the car method
Hey I seen my girl today and use the Mendoza Method
by 4KGOD December 22, 2020
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