Mendon, NY

An upscale rural suburb of Rochester, NY featuring the 2,500 acre Mendon Ponds Park. Demographics are as follows: 50% deer, 40% people, and 10% horses. To reduce taxes, many people raise everything from llamas and alpacas to sheep and bison. One guy even has his own zoo. Mendon properties typically feature one or more of the following: horse stables, ponds, tennis courts, hiking trails, golf courses and game preserves. The town has a high concentration of entrepreneurs, gentlemen farmers, horse people, authors and global experts on obscure topics.

“People in Mendon, NY spend more per capita on their gardens than people almost anywhere else in the world do.” “Why is that?” “The Mendon deer have discerning palettes, ravenous appetites and strong sex drives.”

by Lance777 April 28, 2011

Mandong

Hit with the ladies, pimp, playa

My Dragger military brother is such a player! He's the Mandong yo!

by 03bangbang February 26, 2017

MeadowVista

A hood located North,West of Houston Tx near the WillowBrook Mall mainly populated by Hispanics, but you will see few white and black people walking around there.

Person 1: Say bro lets go chill up in MeadowVista and smoke some weed
Person 2: Hell yeah cuh

by YoungHTx September 21, 2014

meadowhead

Meadowhead secondary school,full of posh people that have big eyebrows and cant blend there foundation,all the boys thing their hard and miss smith is a crackpot,all the girls and boys send nudes

Girl 1: Do u go to meadowhead?
Girl 2: Yep,wanna kms

by MEADOWHEAD IS SHIT January 10, 2019

south meadows middle school

The main population is Hispanic and most of the people there are affiliated with a gang. Fights in this school are common and the staff don't give a shit about it. Most of the girls there are hoes (no offence), but have big tits.

Damn that south meadows middle school seems like a sus place.

by XxUnknowxX April 2, 2017

Mendoza Eyes

The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.

Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!

by fuckingshitshit October 27, 2014

buttery mando

this act should be performed during foreplay.

A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.

oi bro, whys your leg all red?

i had my bitch doing the buttery mando all night.

Fuck yeah

by the smelly jew August 31, 2010