melvin

A frontal wedgie. Instead of underpants being up your butt crack, they ride up into the labia.

It is not okay to pick your Melvin in public.

by alicenwundrlnd October 14, 2014

Melvin

A rare person that jacks off everyday usually have ligma

Melvin’s arm is hugs,girl omg yea Melvin’s friend yea he maturbates daily

by Shgwbaj July 21, 2018

melvin

A wedgie in the front.

Dude, we totally just melvined Death!

by Ithaca June 19, 2005

Melvin

A wedgie in the front. Also sometimes called a Minerva for girls

Ouch that Melvin really hurt my balls

by Poop23456677543 December 1, 2013

Melvin

A severely odd and uncool person.
A wimp or a tool.

Mom, why do I have to play in the marching band? All the band kids are frickin' Melvins.

by The Wonderboy August 31, 2005

Melvin

Melvin: A woman’s genital area resembling a front wedgie/cameltoe, i. e., her outer lips (labia majora) are so big as to obscure her inner lips (labia minora).

Went to a strip club and saw this awesome hottie flashing her Melvin.

by Subguy1 May 21, 2020

Melvin

A game played by British school children where someone tries to stick their fingers up the other person butt to hurt them

Oi look at this im gonna melvin Mellors

by BumYourMum February 10, 2020