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natural melatonin

an orgasm (it’s called this because when you orgasm you get tired)
“I just took my daily dose of natural melatonin, and it felt amazing.”
by Gorgeous Gorgeous Gyal February 11, 2022
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Melatonin dream

When you take melatonin and you get really fucked up dreams and can increase the chance of lucid or wet dreams
Person 1:“I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!”

Person 2: did you take melatonin because I get weird dreams every time I take melatonin.”

Person 1: yes I did, I took two.

Person 2: when you take melatonin you get something called melatonin dreams and they are just really fucking weird dreams
by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021
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Melatonin Dick

Someone who has the power to put someone to sleep during sex.
Guy 1: Yah, man, I fucked her so hard she fell asleep last night!
Guy 2: Woah bro, I didn't know you had melatonin dick
Guy 1: Wow.
by jc1999 March 16, 2020
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eagle melatonin rebirth

what i had in 2019
Damn watkat had a eagle melatonin rebirth
by Watkat January 24, 2022
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homemade melatonin

Sexual intercourse, and or masterbation that puts one to sleep.
I need some of his homemade melatonin tonight.
by zo3yj October 14, 2022
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Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen

1. A specific plan or routine that involves taking a consistent, minimum dose of caffeine in the morning and a consistent, minimum dose of melatonin at night in order to improve the chances of falling asleep at night.

2. A strategy used to regulate sleep patterns and improve overall sleep quality by balancing daytime alertness and nighttime sleepiness.

3. A way to hack your own biology by manipulating the levels of two naturally occurring compounds in your body.
I'm trying to develop a healthy sleep routine, so I've started a Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen and I'm sticking to it.
by Phieyl January 16, 2023
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Melatonin dreams

Melatonin dreams are when you get strange dreams from taking melatonin and can increase the chance of wet dreams, lucid dreams, or nightmares.
Person 1: Yo I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!

Person 2: Did you take melatonin?

Person 1: yeah I took two.

Person 2: you tend to get weird dreams when you take melatonin

Melatonin gives you uneasy or strange dreams and are known as melatonin dreams
by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021
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