natural melatonin

an orgasm (it’s called this because when you orgasm you get tired)

“I just took my daily dose of natural melatonin, and it felt amazing.”

by Gorgeous Gorgeous Gyal February 12, 2022

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Melatonin dream

When you take melatonin and you get really fucked up dreams and can increase the chance of lucid or wet dreams

Person 1:“I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!”

Person 2: did you take melatonin because I get weird dreams every time I take melatonin.”

Person 1: yes I did, I took two.

Person 2: when you take melatonin you get something called melatonin dreams and they are just really fucking weird dreams

by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021

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Melatonin Dick

Someone who has the power to put someone to sleep during sex.

Guy 1: Yah, man, I fucked her so hard she fell asleep last night!
Guy 2: Woah bro, I didn't know you had melatonin dick
Guy 1: Wow.

by jc1999 March 16, 2020

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eagle melatonin rebirth

what i had in 2019

Damn watkat had a eagle melatonin rebirth

by Watkat January 24, 2022

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melatonin mamba

When a girl voluntarily takes sleeping pills before sex and let's you "have at it"! Especially done when losing ones virginity because "the first time can hurt".

Yo I was talking to this girl and she said she wanted the Melatonin Mamba to lose her virginity. I said "no way hombre that's nuts you're still a virgin, I don't want to tear a labia", and she said "just do it you pussy, I don't want it to hurt!"

by brosefballin October 04, 2022

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