Megabitch

A bitch so bitchy that can shift any room from happy to mad within seconds.

They can derail your whole day and make you sad/mad for the rest of the week due to one small interaction.

“Gosh Dan, my sister seeks to ruin my day every chance she gets.”

“Sounds like she’s a megabitch, far beyond the encapsulated vessel by which normal bitches reside, and instead has transcended into the bitch Aether.”

“...What?”

by Görm Rat-el June 21, 2020

megabitch

A female of super-sized, intolerable, and uncalled for bitchiness with an extra side of "Oh no she didn't..."

Talking amongst the chattering crowd...

Girl 1: I totally understand it now Krystyna, thanks!
Girl 2: No problem babe. Happy I cleared that up for y-
Megabitch: (Snaps to Girls) -Uh HELLO?! Excuse me? Do you have a question? Well do you? Oh well, shut your face because nobody cares.
Girl 1: Whoa! Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning with a stick up their ass!
Girl 2: Yeah, that cunt is a total megabitch.

by LongWay2Go February 17, 2009

Megabit

(Comp Sci.)
Equal to 1,048,576 bits, though commonly referred to as one million bits. Abbreviated as mb.

mB = Megabyte
mb = Megabit
Examples:

mBps (Megabytes Per Second)
mbps (Megabits Per Second)

I downloaded at 6mbps.
Which is approximately 6,291,456 bits.

by VoiDeD May 1, 2005

megathicc

Megathicc refers to a person or object that is gargantuanly thicc. Usually focused on the buttocks of a person.

Dude, those jeans make John look megathicc!

by Hamppp January 28, 2018

Megabizzle

As to refer to the computer term megabyte.

Dude, that movie was 700 megabizzles.

by C-Money Meyers July 19, 2010

Megaphile

Prolific Sex Offender, usually with more than ten conquest's

"Gary Glitter aka Paul Gadd is a convicted Megaphile"

by Dr Olla Cholla May 30, 2006

megahips

When a woman has hips that are appreciably wider than her shoulders.

"Damn, dude. That chick would be fly, if it weren't for her megahips."

by ThisIsBill March 31, 2010