el miffo

A crazy mexican version of miffy. More crazy then the normal miffy. Gets fucked up on tequila shots and abuses partners. Smashes tacos and yurns for cum sauce

"fuck she got real el miffoed last night and through the poor little boy through the kitchen door"

by henryhenryhenderson October 17, 2015

Medford

not as ghetto as scumerville, not as chinese as malden, not yuppie like winchester...kids will probably fuck you up; girls are nuts.

"just got jumped by those medford kids for bein a fuckin herb"

by rca12 January 23, 2009

Medford NY

Medford, New York is a suburban town located on Long Island in Suffolk County. It's population is 21,985 and it consists of middle class families.

Olympic track and field runner Anthony Famiglietti was born and raised in Medford NY.

by xoxoKelseyx3 April 18, 2009

Muffocation

The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.

"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Meafordite

A small group of townsfolk in Meaford that gather on the tail-gates of their trucks at their local Tim Hortons to talk about who's uncle impregnated who's sister. Generally includes the "Meaford Elite" and their followers, people who feel they are important to the town. Almost like a peacock protruding their feathers the Meafordites feel they are impressive and showy with no shame for their embarrassing behavior.

The Meafordites gathered at Tim Hortons to discuss who may or may not be pregnant this month.

The Meafordites are in agreement that today's double double tastes just like yesterday's double double, if not better.

by Car-Lay October 30, 2016

Pulling a Medford

Generally considered bad form, "Pulling a medford" refers to the act of bringing less beer to a party than you intend to drink, most often a Medford.

First Guy at party: "How'd Johnny get so wasted? He only brought four beers!"

Second Guy at Party: "Man, he's had like ten, that dude is always 'Pulling a Medford'."

Johnny: "Dude, you on your way to the fridge? Mind grabbin' be another cold one, brah?"

by ryank1224 April 6, 2010

muffortunities

Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, particularly at the grocery store, universities or at nightclubs etc.

Mike: Wow, look at this place! Its so full of gorgeous women about the same age as us!
Clay: Oh the muffortunities!

by Coinage August 21, 2006