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Meat Gazer 

A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.
Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.
Meat Gazer by mark snider January 25, 2005

Meat Gazer 

glancing a few extra seconds or even minutes at a man's crotch
my mom is the biggest meat gazer to all of my friends...
Meat Gazer by caliash December 3, 2009

meat gazer 

N. When a man is staring at another mans crotch in a homosexual way while the unsuspecting male is being victimized.
"Ah dude watch out for this meat gazer in the Cowboy's jersey."
meat gazer by bobby dville October 24, 2007

meat gazer 

One who stares at a male's genitals.

Its origin may have come from the Cayman Islands from the legendary Richard Le Noir.
"Quitt" looking at my cock, you meat gazer
meat gazer by Doolie May 5, 2004

Meat Gazer 

One who like to gaze at Man Meat.
Stagz McNasty is a meat gazer and scares women
Meat Gazer by Pete October 12, 2003

meat gazer 

A flamy guy who likes to stare at another mans package. One who tries not to be gay in front of his straight friends but fails miserably. They all know he likes the man meat but he still tries to fit in and act straight. The meat gazer is usually in a denial stage and doesn't want his rep at school to go down so he tries anything to not be gay such as saying a girl is hot. But no one can take him seriously with his silly little pussy way of talking.
When you are walking down the hall and he comments on someones matching schemes.
When your at the beach and he scared to take his shirt off because of his love handles.
Sits with all his little girlfriends and gossips during lunchtime.
His two bestfriends are girls and you know he has never thought about hooking up with them.
You know he is a meat gazer when he nevers calls anyone gay or laughs at gay jokes.
meat gazer by nahtan July 30, 2008