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give me my 2

when someone say some stupid shit and you get to slap them twice hard ass you can .
give me my 2 by wett wetty April 19, 2017

suck it 2 me 

When a male and a female smoke some zero zero 2getha and you kinda give each other a mouth 2 mouth with the smoke in your mouth
Yo darling im sory about that BUT SUCK it 2 ME!!!

tell me a story 2 

Part 2

The identity talked to the the guy through live streams and asked him questions. Eventually it asked the right question and got the same answer the girl got, only slightly different. The girl thinks she understands now but is still skeptical. She wondered if the guy broke up with her for other reasons. Was she not pretty enough? Did she act too weird around him? Did she do something wrong? She could recall many times that she has acted weird, or didn’t look her best, and did things a good person wouldn’t do. She was very obnoxious at times, and she once admitted she liked them too when someone told her they did. Of course the guy found out about it. So the girl believes that was the reason the guy lost interest, and broke up with her. She misses him so much and knows she's done him wrong, but does not know if he feels the same. But we will never know their future. Until it happens.
I told you it would be sad. I'm sorry. here's a tissue. This is a true story that I've experienced. And I regret lying to everyone about me having split personality disorder. And I regret the choices I've made in the past. Hopefully my friends will forgive me one day.
tell me a story 2
The big sister said she's too tired and that she'd tell her one tomorrow. The girl on the top bunk said "but you told me you'd tell me a story yesterday. this is unfair. >:"
tell me a story 2 by Jaydenality2 September 3, 2021

Hit me on the 2 way

An alternative way of saying "phone me"
JIM: Yo Dawg, whats poppin.
HAROLD: Going Big phils init, to lean him up dan.
JIM: Nah "Hit me on the 2 way" When your on road, peace homie
Hit me on the 2 way by Grezsta April 20, 2006

2.999 me 

a term of love

2.999 is less than three, when using the emoticon heart <3
I fucking hate you...

You know you 2.999 me
2.999 me by CB0717 October 26, 2007

Able 2 (sho me) 

Possibly the worst lights and sirens manufacturer ever.
Cheesy led's that consist of a few dim diodes more suitable for a childs toy.

And a siren "wail" that has to be the most goofy half job sounding wail going.

For the most part, a product downright embarrasing for any public safety official.
Did you hear the wail on that Able 2 siren?
Sounds straight out of loony tunes!

Wait! is that a police car behind me? No..no it's probably just the reflection of a really dim lit chrismas tree shining on the squad car.
But whats that sound?????? Someone must have loony tunes turned on somewhere...I think I can hear bugs bunny.
Able 2 (sho me) by Jag III November 13, 2004