A true question that ALL women want answered. Mittleschmertz was named after the famous OBGYN, Dr. Edward Von Mittleschmertz. The "period" (no pun intended) before ovulation when the females' Graafian Folicle bursts releasing a strong, overpowering flow of menstrual fluid consisting of blood, mucus, and sometimes tears. A slight pain is felt by the mestruator whilst the sac is bursting.
"Oh Glory Charles! I cannot sit through this world championship newt battle royal any longer. I think I just felt my mittleschmertz!
by Lauren Thundercat April 11, 2008
Get the mittleschmertz mug.For women, that slight - or sometimes not so slight twisting pain you feel in the middles if your menstral cycle indicating an egg was just released from the ovary. It was named after the physician who discovered its existence could be relied upon to a degree, for females who are in tune to their bodies and cycles. Of course he had to have a blizzard-O name!
Girl 1 - " oh! I just felt a quick pain right in my lower left pelvis, but now it's gone."
Girl 2 -" Are you in the middle of your cycle? Cause if you are, your ovulating & better double up on the protection or you're going to get your ass Prego! You just felt Mittlesmirtz."
Girl 2 -" Are you in the middle of your cycle? Cause if you are, your ovulating & better double up on the protection or you're going to get your ass Prego! You just felt Mittlesmirtz."
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