Coach McGurk

1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave

"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"

"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."

by Natepalm June 19, 2006

Laura Mcgurk

Really shit fruit/vegetable

That laura mcgurk tastes bad

by Benthamslayer4000 February 21, 2022

What a McGurk Response

When that special someone in your clique asks a dumb question they already know the answer too, yet waits on your response before making themselves look like a complete retard.

Person 1: I don't know who started the Sunday football chat.

Person 2: You Did

Person 1: Oh yeah, me and my dad started Sunday football. (Insert Smiley Face Emoji)

Person 2: Yeah Well Fucking Done!!! (Insert Clapping Hands and Angry Face Emoji)

What a McGurk Response (Face in Hands Emoji)

by Norman Beige December 17, 2015

Durf Mcgurk

The enlargement of the genital area (especially the durf) by way of Samurai Moil.

Two week old Jonny got Circumcised by a Samurai Moil now he's a Durf Mcgurk for life. Plus he sports extra large diapees.

by Durf Mcgurk October 12, 2008

Robbie Mcgurk

A stupid fucking munchkin who steals other people’s jokes. he’s probably the most unfunny person you’ve every met except from when he constantly says daddy/mommy milky.

Your such a Robbie Mcgurk

by Blackface Babyyyy July 18, 2020

McGurgles

The gurgling sound that comes from the upset stomach after eating large amounts of food from McDonalds.

I think I've got the McGurgles going on after those 5 McChickens.

by Adam June 18, 2006

coach mcguirk

The best character on the tv show "home
movies".

by person yo-yo June 20, 2006