McCueness

To display mental agility and unimpeachable moral qualities, while maintaining the ability to mock, scoff, satirize & lampoon.

With unexpected McCueness she stopped that boy from crying and then made him laugh at himself as she made fun of him.

by The Word Cobbler September 20, 2009

McCain'd

The act of a male asserting his dominance and striking someone of the female gender.

Chris: "Man last night that bitch Amber pissed me off so much I McCain'd. her."
Adam: "Bro that's awesome, see you in 25-life, don't drop the soap."

by G-ram the Chef October 2, 2010

This is Great News! For John McCain!

A phrase describing something that is so obviously bad for someone that it is sarcastically described as being great news. Derived from the 2008 Election where FOX news tried to make any news pertaining to the election, especially bad news, as a positive some how for John McCain!

Fox News Anchor: "Today photos were found of John McCain sodomizing his illegal immigrant lawn boy Juan."

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!."

or

Fox News Anchor: "Barack Obama leads in polls 99% to 1% with only 2 days before the election.

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!"

by Eartling Andy May 22, 2009

McCain's Monster

A nickname for Sarah Palin who was virtually unknown until John McCain picked her as his running mate in the 2008, now she is considered a rising star in the Republican party

Before John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate she was just an obscure governor most people had never heard of, now McCain's Monster has risen in prominence to become the de facto leader of the radical Tea Party movement.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 18, 2010

Jay McGuiness

Only the best looking avatar ever. He is a member of the Wanted(1/5 of the wanted) from Robin Hood land. He loves the film Avatar, eats Skittles and is a vegetarian. He has a lizard called Neytiri or Tia for short, which most people use because they can't spell Neytiri. Jay attempts to be a G, he twapes people regularly, he has beautiful curly hair and is a fan of Kerry Katona. May also be know as Jaybird, Javatar, James (Maureen his mummy calls him this) or sex on legs (my name of him x) He apparently has Quoikey ears and is part of the bromances Jam, Jiva, Jaythan and Jax. Thursjay is named after him. He also states that he uses factor 50 suncream.

Person 1: Did you see the Wanted on the television last night?
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.

Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!

Person: Jay McGuiness= nom

by @LauraTheWanted May 9, 2011

hingle mccringleberry

An absolute beast of nature who's skills on the field are rivaled by no other.

Boy that Hingle Mccringleberry fella is one fine athlete.

by shewantsthepickle April 20, 2016

Slutty McCuntpants

A girl who wears her pants so low that you can nearly see the top of her vagina.

Carrie:"Wow, look at Victoria."
Dave:"Slutty McCuntpants."

by Oni September 26, 2005