Cunty McCunty Cunt

A pompous male that is such an asshole that if he were a female he would be a colossal cunty bitch

The boss's son treats us like he owns the place instead of his asshole dad.

Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.

by Cunty Joe September 23, 2016

Jennette McCurdy

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.

Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.

by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010

Andrew McCutchen

Baseball player for the Pittsburgh Pirates, faster than a gazelle, sick dreads. Wears his hat in a ridiculous manner. Could be the messiah of the Buccos. He is known for his calm demeanor. His helmet falls off when he runs for extra bases, and/or when running from first or second base to home. His hometown is listed as somewhere in Florida, but he is most definitely from a planet called Krypton. He has sometimes been referred to as 'McClutchen', for his various walkoff hits/home runs. Also referred to as "Cutch."

Do whatever you can to spread a nickname for him, "The Flying Cutchman."

Bucs fan: Dude, did you see Cutch's triple last night?

Other Bucs fan: No, he was going too fast. All i saw was his helmet laying between first and second. Andrew McCutchen is a man among boys; he should have his own holiday.

by flyingcutchman September 25, 2009

Lightning McQueen

the hottest car youve ever seen

Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"

by ImMadAgain March 7, 2019

McCleve

A vivacious, masculine horse with the largest penis known to all horses.

That is a pure-bread McCleve.

by bluflyinmonkez October 2, 2008

McCunt

someone who exhibits cunt behavior inside a McDonalds restaurant or at the drive thru

(Man walks up to the Macdonald's drive through speaking incoherently)
"I am the macca's mascot! Grimace will come, Birdie! Hamburgler! Happy meal!"

(Man approaches inflatable burger)
"I am Ronald. Ronald McDonald, Mascot of macca's, Double quater pounder, Lord of the fries. Are you the happy meal?

Drive-thru assistant-

"Hey! That brings in the customers, I make the deals. You wanna burger?"

(The man begins to snarl. He talks to the burger again)

"Wait for the sign, and our chicken nuggets will be released.
(Man begins to run away)

"You will perish in hot oil! Soon as I find the Happy meal!"

Drive-thru assistant

"What a McCunt!"

by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016

Lightning McQueen Crocs

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.

Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018