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half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.
my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing
by vloky July 1, 2004
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Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.
"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"
by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006
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Biblical Beasting

a popular phrase used when playing an FPS such as Halo, Call of Duty, etc. It can only be used when getting multiple kills in a row. A Term made popular by ELPRESADOR from youtube.
ELPRESADOR : who is this behind the box?

Camper: ME!

ELPRESADOR: *shoots* HAHAH BIBLICAL BEASTING!!!!
by ElpresSubscriber December 23, 2010
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Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.
David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.
by Zonal K August 16, 2019
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poo masting

The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.
Ben was caught on the toilet poo masting.
He poo masted.
He is a poo masta.
by Poo star February 14, 2008
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meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.
"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"
by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009
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beasting and feasting

solomon was beasting and feasting yesterday
by straight savage1234 July 15, 2016
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