MBA 

An acronym for "Moist By Association".
Usually relates to somebody who has recently been in close contact with a moist person (eg moshpits, hugging), and is covered in someone elses bodily fluids, usually sweat.

"As soon as I got into that mosh with all those sweaty guys I got MBA straight up"

"Dude, I was just hooked up with Jan, she was so horny I think I'm MBA"

MBA by MWOOD September 26, 2007

MBA 

Married But Available
Usually a term used to describe a no good punk who don't know to stop dawgin even if he is married.

Keisha: I'll fight to keep ma man, u just messin wit his mind.
Latisha: He had it written all over him: MBA: Married But Available.

MBA by SouL April 4, 2005

MBA 

Extreme homosexual. Continuously likes to take it up the butt in a gay manner with nothing but smiles. Enjoys holding hands with guys and frolicking.

MBA Guy 1: Do you want to have butt sex.
MBA Guy 2: Yes.

MBA by Iron Man April 14, 2005

MBA 

"Master of Bugger All" - An alternative take on Master of Business Administration. Describes in particular those who are taking time off for a course, where others will think that they are actually doing something else besides studying.

"Where's Jeff today?"

"Oh he's taking the week off work to do his MBA at home."

"Oh...right..."

MBA by Temmyjinjin October 27, 2008

MBA 

MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE

I MEET A CUTE WAITRESS I THINK WE ARE GOING TO HOOK UP SHE'S, MBA!

MBA by AIIRAM November 4, 2009

MBA 

Masterbating Bussiness of Asswipes

Eric:"Hi! I work at the MBA..Would you like to join me?"
Me:*Slames door in face and closes all blinds* o.o;

MBA by Sierra D< October 14, 2007

MBA 

Making Babies in America - strategic child birth by international students who spend two years in the US while acquiring their Masters in Business Adminstration.

Pedro's wife just got her MBA. It's a baby boy that weighs 8 lbs and looks just like his mother!

MBA by G Singh November 30, 2003